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When I'm sitting in my dug-out;'
I can see my dear old mother
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The
twenty-fifth of April
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At
last I cried: "I've got my pass
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It was down at Villiers Brettoneaux
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Birdwood
wrote a letter to the British G.O.C.
Said I have some Diggers here,
They are too hot for me;
And if you'll take these men in hand
The cases they are sad,
They're always playing two-up
they nearly drive me mad.
Chorus--
It's a long way to dear Australia,
Where we sold our hearts away;
It's a long way to dear Australia,
But we'll get there some day.
It'll be good-bye General Birdwood,
And the Aussie Army too:
It's a long, long road that has no turning,
But we'll see the business through.
Birdwood
had affection for this gallant army corps,
Such a lot of doers never wore a uniform before;
But when they get back home again
They'll shout Hip, hip, hooray,
Three cheers for General Birdwood;
we'll draw all our back pay.
Chorus--It's a long way, etc.
First Digger: "My father played poker with the King
Digger: "Garn, that's nothing, "I've played with four kings and an ace."
S.R.D.!--What
does it stand for?
Seldom reaches. destination;
But every dinkum Digger
Knows it helped to make a nation.
When
you've polished off your issue,
It makes a man go barmy:
He thinks he's just the soldier
To clean up the German Army.
When
you'd hear the bloomin' Gothas
'Dropping bombs down fast and hot,
You swear if you could reach them
You'd stop their bloomin' rot.
The
man that first invented rum
Should be knighted by the King,
For it brightened up our Diggers
When they had a drop of sting.
Have
you heard the latest,
Bluey ? Now I'll tell you a beaut
. Last night when in a boozer
I got it from some coot:
They've stouched the German Army,
And the war is over too,
We'll soon be back in Aussie,
Now that's fair dinkum, Blue.
This is how it happened, Blue:
The boys near went in fits
When he told of how a Portuguese
Cleaned up poor old Fritz.
He took five thousand Germans
Captured them all on his pat.
It was then I said to Snowy:
"You cow, you're got a rat."
Snowy said: "Now that's fair dinkum,"
'Cause he hadn't heard no guns.
That Pork and Cheese's a hero
To 'capture all those Huns.
Then Snowy started laughing:
I tell you it's no joke.
When he glanced out of our dug-out,
And some huts went up in smoke.
He said: "Gor blimey, cobber,
Fritz's guns have opened up."
Then up went half our dug-out
With a five-point-nine from Krupp.
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Digger, raise me on my stretcher,
Just one word before I go, mate |
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Just
a little bit of poetry We
glanced upon that gallon Pat
grabbed the jar and off we went:
But we finished in the cooler
I And we done our bit together, |
Bluey: "Who was the meanest man in the world when the war' was on?"
Snowy: "The man that put the pork in the beans."